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| Cover Story Archives All these stories have graced the front of the Shaler Free Press home page as cover sotries. (from most recent to oldest) |
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| Sarkis Arbitration Hearing Set April 23, Shaler, PA Joseph Yablonsky, Sarkis' attorney and the Shaler Area School Board have finalized their pick for an arbitrator to hear Sarkis' case. The date has been set for June 16 and the arbitrator is a lawyer from the East End. He was chosen from a pool of 7 possible candidates with the school board and Sarkis' lawyer eliminating candidates one at a time. SFP sources, indicate that the arbitrator is "in the teachers unions pocket" and Sarkis has a 99% chance of getting his job back. -Daniel E. SFP Politics Editor Band Trip 2003 Uncensored Silk Like Girls Gone Wild w/Georgia ball players April 18, Myrtle Beach, MD As always the band kids come back from their trip with more than just their tubas. Stories abound as always with this year being no exception. Georgia baseball players when mixed when silk like girls equals sex, when coupled with band kids equals fights. Sophomore Brittany had sex with one baseball player from Georgia, and Senior Joshua Macel feuded all week with the ball players from the peach state which nearly led to a confrontation at the hotel pool(more on this story later). Senior Stacy accidentaly found herself on the third floor (home of the Georgians) and was physcially assualted by a chaperone. Check the rumor mill and news desk for any other late coming information from the band trip. -Shawn Cordell Classical Music Critic |
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| The Unshaven one Shaves! April 17, Shaler,PA After 372 days, 13 months, 54 weeks, and three differnt presidential terms, Tony Dierenzo shaved. In other news, hell froze over. This ranks right up there with Brian Bell getting a tan, Ritter losing weight, Nick Tolomeo-Stanish getting his haircut, or Toad making a friend. But we know none of those will ever happen. Along with shaving Dierenzo also purchases jeans and wears them for first time ever. -Joe Reihart Fashion Editor Major Plan in works for Ritters Present April 14, Ross, PA Recently uncovered by our crack reporters, a major scheme appears to be in the works for Ritter Fest 2003. The entire plan revolves around a gift for the superlegend. 'Lil Steads, Nick Tolomeo-Stanish, and his unidentified girlfriend have been seen discussing this boisterious plan. Thats all we can tell you now, hopefully we will have pictures to back it up shortly. Stay tuned for further details. -'Lil Steads Features Editor SFP Emerges from Chapter 11 Bankruptcy April 11, Wall Street, NY After entering Chapter 11 Bankruptc protection, the SFP liquadated its assests to remain afloat and maintain paying its pension plans to former employees. The SFP (StockTicker SFPX)pleased all investors by honoring all withstanding shares and pledged to re-emerge as a new company. With the hiring of many new employees the prestigious Website is sure to shoot back up wall street and into a powerful index, perhaps the S&P 100. -Brian Bell SFP Business Editor back home |
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