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| Instant Legend Kits Insta Never fear, SFP-aholics the new and improved Instant Legend kits are back and better than ever with some old faces and new legends. Instant legend kits provide people with the tools they need to be just like their favorite legends Check back momentarily as we'll update the kits every week Big Tiff Bacardy Hardy Instant Legend Kit 1 bottle of Bacardy 1 inflatable Drew XXL size clothes A job at Giant Eagle as food tester A faded one piece swimsuit with white fuzzys Neon Blonde afro with a halfpipe for bangs **Friends not included** TOAD instant legend kit 1 unusual passion for DICKS A random ford probe a pot plant in your house grown by Glenn Schaeffer Residence by a BP station in millvale where you are blinded by lights 6 Stanley Cup titles 2 cases of Keystone premium One pound of weed Zak Alberts senior project advisor 1 frogsuit 1 skinny sister and Dad 1 Esther Haley A gun for passtime Kristen Steedle Instant Legend Kit new***** by request! 1 fat SFP-addicted friend Job at McDonalds 1 comb Lip gloss Residence in Millvale 1 Soon-to-be legend sister (Kelly Steedle) 1 Worlds biggest KISS fan murdering lunatic for a dad One fat man (Matt Caton) in line to purchase 1 Child from Shaler grad Tony Larkin Jason Ritter Instant Legend Kit 1 pack of Marlboro Reds 35 unexcused absences 1 MILF A zoo animal collection of friends -Bell(turkey) Donley(dinosuar)etc 1 pale roomate a psychotic gf 200 extra large pizzas One membership in the Pitt Rifle Club A bachelors degree in Morticiancry One all you can eat buffet at the Morgue A Gun of every sort And a laptop to live on John Jucha Instant Legend Kit new************** A year supply of out of school suspension letters A zippo lighter complete with cigarettes A dagger to bring to school An extrmely psychotic girlfriend (out of school susp. Brandi Nock!) Lifetime membership at FTR3 Reputation as the most psychotic kid in the school A wide array of button-downs and wifebeeters A permanant mustache that never grows A closet full of guns Jason Donley instant legend kit 1 Gay brother 46 stick-on pimples on your face 1 not understandable language 2 chainsaws for trimming ur hedges 1 mansion in etna 600 barbells in your basement 1 house with a termistat turned up to 150 a shop'n'save daily list 1 dinosaur mask a blow up doll made of Shaler senior "Beff" Snyder a taco bell all u can eat card 1 single pair of polo pants Brian Hall instant legend kit lifetime supply of matches, lighter fluid, and other firey-like items 5 cars that you can wreck for no reason 2 psychotic parents ridelin (to snort) 5 broken guitars some random lunatic friends a giant alien puppet **limited time offer buy now and get a free weapon for your choice! Brian Bell instant legend kit a turkey mask an instant triple chin a camara a complentary dildo in mr. myers ass for being apart of SATV Asian detector goggles a windbreaker to wear to school on really hot days pasty white complection one pair of invisible sideburns a lifetime supply of pizza Jason Winters instant legend kit a complete wardobe of dirty wifebeeters and wifebeeters only a 150 pound german shepherd a gun (to take to school and wave around) a suspension slip for at least 40 days of school every year brass knuckles to use in every fight your in a free 30-day stay in prison a magaphone to scream at the top of your lungs random objects to throw at 4th graders NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY BUY THIS AND GET THE SHAWN WINTERS INSTANT LEGEND KIT (COMING SOON) HALF PRICE! BUY IT NOW! More kits coming soon, SFP-aholics. back to home |
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