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| Shaler Area: By the Numbers The numbers behind the legends |
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| 1 = Number of days missed by A. Ross(out of school suspension) 0 = number of friends Chris Petrick has 1= Mosbacher's testicles 1= number of shirts Dave Killian has 4 = months Dave Killian hasn't cut his hair...way to go Dave 3 = number of showers Chris Gayton claims to take daily 0 = number of showers he actually takes per day 3:16 = the biblical verse that says Mr. Lossel indeed shot a cow to death 4 = record number of withdrawls in one day 4 = number of chins Majewski has 6 = food stamps used by Gayton in a month 7 = number of drug stores Matt Roth hits in a day 9.3 = size in inches of Ritter's fingernails 10 = button-downs owned by Jason Ritter and Derek Schindler (tied for school record) 13 = record number of out of school suspensions in one day 15 = times that legend Chaz Bolte asked for this site url 17 = length in inches of Joe Marks' sideburns (one inch for every month he doesn't take a shower) 31 = bullets shot at a cow by Mr. Lossel 6 = bullets that hit the cow 35 = number of guns in Tony DiRenzo's room 35 = number of days needed to fail a class 34 = number of days fatso Jason Ritter missed in all of his classes 44 = consecutive days missed by Adam Pasquale, all of which were excused. 56= number of cocks Tony Larkin has sucked. 61= nurse dismissals by Lee Yagusic (Shaler record). 96 = times tony larkin calls people per day 3-Times his phone calls have been returned 6-Bomb Ass girls schedule to meet Tony Larkin at the mall on any given night 0 = days Brandon "mullet" Byerly missed of school 38= days Brandon missed of every one of his classes 666 = Brian Hall's favorite number 23874 = Death threats issued by Tony DiRenzo 23874 = People killed by Tony DiRenzo 394, 124, 573 = Ritter's weight in metric tons 12 billion = requests for Gayton to break it down 1 = times that Gayton actually has broken it down 45 = number of days Brian Hall was suspended 57- Miles Per Hour clocked on Killians Cougar on a Shaler backstreet 2.40- Amount in dollars that Jason Ritter recieved for a red rag he considered a shirt, at Plato's Closet 0.00- Amount in dollars Nick Tolomeo-Stanish received for his mint condition Versace suit at Plato's Closet because, "it wasnt wat we were looking for. |
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