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| AFROpostale a clothing line by Shaler Free Press co. and the official clothing line of famous dirtball/homo Chris Gayton and other legends. New items being added daily! |
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| **updated 4/12/03** AFROpostale buys out platos closet and forms the largest clothing monopoly in modern day history |
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| Shannon O debuts Shopping List In her once a year trip to the mall Shannon O has compiled a shopping list and has opened it to the public. The Shalerfreepress was on it instantly and brought the list to the Afropostale. *Two pairs of sandals (since its nice and warm outside to be wearing them) *A Pitt hoodie (one more person on the bandwagon) *3 or 4 shirts from American Eagle *"Jammies" for the PJ Dance (although it is still uncertain if she will attend) *Adidas shoes (in case her 5438 pairs of sandals aren't enough) All this is being paid for with $140 she accumulated at work. So apparently she is shopping at Platos closet or Goodwill. *Unfortunately by the time she reaches Cost Cutters she wont have anymore money. |
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| Afropostale introduces new clothing line Larkins closet (all clothes can be purchased at our Plato Closet outlets) Featuring: -Button Downs -Army Shirts -Full Army Windsuit -Turtlenecks -Ripped BackStreetBoy Jeans Payments accepted: Mastercard, VISA, and passes to Jetz |
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| AFROpostale items include: -Black Wedding Night Dress -Dirty South Fubu Jersey -Bluejay Jacket -Sharpsburgh Special Police Hat -Gayton Greasy sweatshirts -plain white hats -thick-rimmed glasses -Wigs (for matt martino and co.) -bucket hats -bright pink shirts/shorts -Moccasins -Joe Riehart pants -Joe Riehart fishnet shirts and pants -Button-downs -Hoodie's -Brian Bell windbreakers -fleece, flece, and more fleece -Jason Ritter ugly shirts -Tony Larkin sweaters -John Simon owl glasses -Brandon Connolly mullet wigs, arm bands, and tank tops. -Jesstine orange juice-stained t-shirts -Gayton mud-covered shoes -Stephanie Gramc rugby shirts -Jesstines White Tee-Shirts that match her complexion. And they still have the tag on them! -Brian Bell American Flag Tee Shirts back to home |
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| Special Offer!!!! Buy a Tom Marshall Mathers outfit, which includes the fruity t-shirt, tight spandex leather pants, and tong sandels, through the end of the month and recieve a FREE guitar signed by the best guitar playa this side of Shaler, Tom Marshall Mathers. Who, along with straight-man Lee Kohler, form the greatest rock band we've ever seen, Dosage. Don't expect them to sign with us soon though, they're way too gay for us to touch, people. |
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| Due to the fact that the shirt says Gayton on it, we could not actually get somebody to put it on. So we just cut off Brian Bells head and replaced it with a silver cap and had him model the shirt. Notice the turkey like tan around the neck. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ed Stotts models afropostales premiere gray sweatshirt. Modeled after Chris Gayton style sweatshirts but minus the dirt and over stretched neck. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
