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| Shaler Free Press News Desk Chris Gayton Spotted at Millvale BP Correspondent: Toad (Millvale,PA)- On Saturday March 15, 2003, Christopher Gayton was spotted by many witnesses working at the BP Gas Station on Grant Avenue in Millvale. This is the first such spotting since his graduation from Shaler Area High School on June 6, 2002. Are correspondent Toad should know since he lives on top of the gas station in Millvale. Gayton has kept himself out of the public eye as much as possible after he hacked many computer screenames and yahoo ID's. People were after him so he told everybody he was going to the army but apparently when they tried to shave his head all the fleas came out and attacked the armys barber so this 6 foot 1 239 pound lump of trash returned to the streets of Millvale. Almost as shocking as seeing Gayton is that he actually has a job. He pulled off short stints at Steedles Ice Cream in Millvale and Hardee's another fine Millvale Establishment but lost both jobs after complaints of him smelling to bad. Gayton apparently now has four outfits. Three sweatshirts and a BP Uniform. He is making less than minimum wage, continues to wear his glasses, stinks like shit, and his blinks per minute have gone up to 325 bpms. Nevertheless the Shaler Free Press is always glad to welcome home the legend himself who started the Shaler Free Press way back in 2000 as chrisgaytonandstuff.com. Shaler Area has never been the same without Gayton, since he graduated they fired three janitors since the place started smelling alot better they did not need them. Back to the News Desk |
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