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| 20 Greatest Moments of the Class of 2002 20. Jason Ritter, Anthony Ross, and Tony DiRenzo get busted for ,making a hitlist to kill some teachers after a janitor discovers it in Ross' locker. Ross gets suspended one day and misses out on an attendence award. 19. Dave Gorham lights up a cigarette in the middle of class and refuses to go to the office until he finishes it. 18. Ritter becomes the oldest man to smoke up in the bathrooms at Shaler High. 17. Matt Demko beats the shit outta Chris McQuaide in 9th grade by drop kicking him in the head and smashing his head off the pop machine hundreds of times. After the fight, the school called for an ambulance and immediately tested everyone for blood diseases because of the amount of blood spilled during the fight. 16. Brian Hall makes a hitlist of 50 random people in 9th grade. He was shortly caught by none other than future-FTR legend Phil Kealy, who was in 9th grade for the second year in a row, who told the teachers immediately. 15. Bill Lyons drops out of school on his 16th birthday...when he was in 9th grade! 14. After getting caught walking out of school and missing his 34th day, Jason Ritter gets a truency letter signed by Robert B. Dzvonick V himself. 13. At Beattie, Brian Hall throws a steel-toed boot at shaler genious Matt Roth and hits him right in the head. An explusion from Beattie and a cool 44 day suspsension followed. 12. Anthony Rotondo brings in a baseball bat and shotgun shells to school, immediately gets caught and gets suspended for a record 65 days. 11. Big Van Baker wears a button-down for the 34,564th consecutive day, breaking Derek Schindler's streak. 10. Anthony DiRenzo marries the Grim Reaper and adopts John Jucha as their son. 9. Anthony DiRenzo kills 8 in a school shooting 8. Anthony DiRenzo burns an attendence sheet 7. Brian Bell is mistakenly acused of being a turkey and is shot by Jason Ritter. 6. Jason Winters opens up his jacket, pulls out a loaded gun and threatens kids with it in 8th grade. 5. In 7th grade, Toad flicks off the bus driver, punches a kid in the head a few times, tells the bus driver: "My name's toad and i'm leavin this bus" and jumps out of a bus going 35 mph! 4. Chris Gayton, shaler's dirtiest legend, breaks it down finally for everyone in Dr. Edner's room. 3. Marc Wilner tells Gayton to "Break it down" for the first time. 2. The Full-time room is born. The original FTR room includes only Jason Winters, Adam Pasquale, David Wolf, and Lisa Birch. 1. The Shaler Free Press is created December 1, 2000 and has been reekin havoc ever since! back to home |
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